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I don`t think Princesses live happily ever after.
I mean, HOW BORING CAN THAT GET!?

I think they do TRY to have extramarital affairs.
However, it have always failed.

Example,, A _ _ _ _
So they said, she met E___ && dearest daddy granted her feet, so that they could live happily ever after. Uh huh. So, 2years after the wedding, she got a bit irritated with life. IT WAS OH SO BORING. She missed the sea, missed swimming, missed the crabs(craps; get it?).

She decided to take a little walk along the seaside.

THERE! She met the MOST dashing, MOST charming merman in her whole life. She tried to seduce him; it didn`t work. The merman was too turned OFF by the no-longer-existing fishy smell she once had. She decided to dive into the sea, to smell fishy. BUT, she could no longer breathe underwater, hence, she couldn`t smell VERYfishy. The merman, extremely irritated&& annoyed by her swimming skills, swam off into the horizon. She sighed.

Picking up her flip-flops, she headed back to the castle. E___ saw her coming && went, ''OHMYGOD! WHAT`S THAT SMELL??!!'' He fainted. Afterwhich, E___ kept A____ at an arm`s length, cos` he simply couldn`t bear the fishy smell (most humans don`t deal with fishy smell, very well).

Ahem, end of exampleONE.

Example,, C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
PrinceCharming had an invitation; his friend was inviting PrinceCharming&& C to a NINEmonth visit& stay to his castle. Remember that, people in the past wasted a lot of time travelling, hence the long stay.

Upon reaching the castle, C saw PrinceCharming`s friend. She swooned. He was HOT. LOL XD. She decided to seduce him, cos` PrinceCharming was BORINGBORINGBORING.

&& yeap, the friend was smitten by C`s beauty too.

Both were rather shy.
One, not wanting to betray his friend.
The other, not sure where to start from.

So, C ordered the book titled 'The Art of Seduction'.
It took TWOmonths to arrive.

After reading the book, it took C ONEmonths to muster her courage to say hi!
It took ONEmonth for Hottie to reply hi!

It took another ONEmonth for C to construct a sentence in front of Hottie.
It took ONEmonth for Hottie to be able to construct a sentence in front of C.

So, back&& forth, SIXmonths have passed.
C decided that enough was enough, she was going to dive right into action.
She ordered 'Perfume XXX'; it never came.

C went home, without succeeding to seduce Hottie.

End of exampleTWO.
Moral of Story: Don`t try to seduce anyone without FedEx, lol. I`m just kidding.

But, ya, do you want to know why the perfume never come?
It was like this - the horse couldn`t tahan the weight of bottles& bottles of perfume. It died, went to heaven. The donkey, took over the burden, couldn`t tahan either. It died, went to heaven. The deliveryman took over the burden, couldn`t tahan. He died, went to hell heaven.

SO, YEAH.
BLAME IT ON THE PERFUMEXXX THAT NEVER COME.
Otherwise, C would have succeeded! Lol :33

{/5:01 PM}

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